This 8.5" x 2" matte bumper sticker is a public service announcement from your chillest friend with the best playlist and a suspicious amount of tie-dye in their wardrobe.

It lets the world know:
Yes, you drive safe—but only because you spotted a 24 oz can and heard a 13-minute guitar solo in the distance.

Details:

• 8.5" x 2" matte finish – understated, like your love for extended instrumental bridges

• Weather-resistant vinyl – rain, shine, or rogue tambourine players

• Fits perfectly on bumpers, coolers, laptops, or that old van with questionable mileage

Perfect for:

• Parking outside breweries, drum circles, and food trucks

• Getting gently honked at on the highway

• Starting conversations that begin with, “Ever heard of their live set from ’98?”

Stick it, sip it, and space out responsibly.
Because the only thing stronger than your brakes… is your love for jam bands and lukewarm lagers.