From the depths of your darkest cravings comes the most aggressively cozy hat on the market. This black strapback dad hat features the word SOUP—screamed in an absolutely unreadable, purple metal deathcore font. Is it a band? Is it a warning? Is it lunch? Yes.

This hat is perfect for:

• Metalheads who meal prep.

• Fans of both bone broth and breakdowns.

• People who like their fonts like their soup: thick and chaotic.

Details:

• Classic black dad hat – worn by uncles, drummers, and mysterious figures at the back of the venue

• Adjustable strap – one size fits all levels of emotional hunger

• Purple deathcore embroidery – because nothing says "comfort food" like existential rage in lavender

Put it on, make eye contact with a stranger, and whisper: "It’s chicken noodle... and it’s coming."