💀🐍🕸️ It's giving “I survived, but I’m not thriving.”

What do you get when you mix one skull, one very dramatic snake, and a spiderweb that clearly hasn’t been dusted since 1742? This incredibly unbothered 3.3” x 3.3” vinyl sticker—glossy, waterproof, and 100% done with everyone’s nonsense.

This sticker says:

• “I’ve been through it.”

• “I talk to spiders, and they talk back.”

• “I’m mysterious, but also have IBS.”

Perfect for:

• Slapping on your water bottle (hydration but make it haunted)

• Decorating your laptop so no one borrows it ever again

• Gifting to that one friend who was probably cursed in a past life

• Making strangers wonder if you’re in a band, or just deeply into crystals

Durable, waterproof, and emotionally complex—just like your taste in relationships.

Warning: Sticker may attract ravens, weird energy, and compliments from people who say “I like your vibe” but never make eye contact.