This cream-and-green two-tone hat is the perfect accessory for anyone who likes their style bold and their entrances honest. With the unapologetic statement, “I Smoked Weed in the Car Before I Got Here,” embroidered front and center, this hat says what everyone’s thinking—but only you had the courage to stitch.

The classic cream crown keeps it clean. The deep green brim keeps it fresh. And the message? Well… that keeps it interesting.

Perfect for:

Concerts where the vibes are already suspicious

Backyard BBQs with “that” friend group

Making your grandma squint and say, “What does that say?”

Breaking the ice without actually speaking

Made for comfort, built for laughs, and guaranteed to turn heads (some in approval, some in concern).

Throw it on, roll up (your sleeves), and walk in like you absolutely meant to smell like that.