For those who love their soup screaming hot and their fonts unreadable, this hat is your new best friend.

Featuring the word “Ramen” in a font that looks like it was summoned from the depths of a Norwegian forest during a thunderstorm, this black strapback is equal parts culinary passion and unholy noise.

• Color: Black — like your wardrobe, your soul, and your broth.

• Font: Death metal — illegible to humans, but totally readable by demons and drummers.

• Closure: Strapback — adjustable for heads full of noodles or metal.

• Vibes: 50% ramen enthusiast, 50% about to headline a festival called “SludgeFest VI: Broth of the Damned.”

Perfect for slurping noodles while headbanging, or just intimidating people at the food court.

Because nothing says “I’m a complex individual” like a hat that screams RAMEN but looks like it growls in drop D.

Eat noodles. Worship flavor. Hail sodium.