Put this beanie on your head and tell the universe, “I’ve got a Positive Mental Attitude, and I’m only mildly unhinged!”

PMA stands for Positive Mental Attitude, but it might as well mean:

Please Manifest Answers

Pizza Makes Anything-better

Perpetually Managing Anxiety (but like... in a good way)

☀️ Why you need this beanie:

Because your brain is a chaotic place and this is the emotional seatbelt.

Because caffeine and denial can only take you so far.

Because affirmations work better when embroidered in all caps on your forehead.

Made from ultra-cozy, serotonin-infused* yarn (*not FDA approved), this beanie is the perfect accessory for winter, self-improvement, or those days when you're trying really hard not to throw your phone into a lake.

Whether you're radiating good vibes or faking it ‘til you make it, the PMA beanie says, “I’m trying, okay?” — and honestly, that’s heroic.

💥 Wear it. Live it. Try not to cry in it.