Some wear camo to blend in.
You wear it to hide from your responsibilities and aggressively hunt down Alfredo.

Introducing the Pasta Camo Dad Hat — a tasteful fusion of woodland warfare and Italian cuisine. Topped off with the word “PASTA” in an angry, illegible death metal font, because nothing screams culinary chaos like demonic spaghetti vibes.

• Camo print: So you can sneak into Olive Garden undetected.

• "PASTA" in death metal font: Because macaroni is brutal.

• Dad hat fit: For peak comfort while yelling “AL DENTE!” into the void.

Whether you're moshing in the kitchen or just carb-loading in style, this hat tells the world: I shred riffs and rigatoni.

Limited edition. Unlimited noodles.