Why let the good times roll when the bad ones are so much more entertaining?

This eye-catching matte bumper sticker features a flaming right ball (because lefty’s on PTO), a smirking skull that’s clearly seen some stuff, and a pair of dice just waiting to roll snake eyes on your Monday. It’s the perfect accessory for your car, laptop, fridge, or boss’s office door (just kidding... unless?).

Whether you’re embracing chaos, manifesting mild disaster, or just telling the universe “do your worst,” this sticker says it all — with style, fire, and a touch of gambling addiction.

Details:

• Size: 8" x 3.6" of pure regret and questionable decisions

• Finish: Smooth matte, like your last breakup

• Stickiness: Stronger than your will to go to work

• Vibes: Chaotic neutral

Stick it loud. Stick it proud. Let the bad times roll, baby.