Finally, a beanie that screams culinary chaos. This ultra-cozy headpiece proudly features the word “Lasagna” in an illegible, bone-crushing deathcore metal font, because nothing says mosh pit energy like layered pasta and marinara.

Soft, stretchy, and blacker than your Nonna’s soul after you said you like jarred sauce

Embroidered with a font that looks like it was summoned from the underworld (but actually just says lasagna)

Keeps your head warm while you contemplate life, death, and garlic bread

Perfect for metalheads, foodies, and anyone who thinks Garfield would make a great frontman

Wear it loud. Eat it loud. Stay brutal. Stay baked.