(Featuring a Grim Reaper with a Flower, Obviously)

Nothing says "I'm dangerously wholesome" like a skeleton in a cloak offering you a daisy. This 8.9" x 3.1" glossy bumper sticker delivers a darkly delightful message: Kill 'Em With Kindness—preferably while looming ominously and smelling faintly of flowers and doom.

High-quality vinyl with a glossy finish—shiny enough to reflect your moral superiority

Weatherproof and durable, just like your passive-aggressive compassion

Perfect for cars, laptops, water bottles, or scythes

Ideal for people who say “bless your heart” and mean “prepare for consequences”

Spread love. End lives (metaphorically). One flower at a time.