8” x 3” Matte • Waterproof • Superior Taste, Confirmed

Let the peasants have their streaming apps—you, my friend, own that on vinyl.

This bumper sticker is a bold declaration that your music collection isn't just digital fluff. It's pressed, it's heavy, it smells faintly of cardboard sleeves and unearned superiority. Whether it’s an obscure jazz record or the Shrek 2 soundtrack (limited green vinyl edition, obviously), you’re letting the world know: you're not just listening—you’re curating.

Printed on durable matte vinyl and 100% waterproof—because smugness should be weather-resistant.

Perfect for record snobs, nostalgia junkies, and anyone who's ever said, “It just sounds warmer.”