3.5” x 3.5” Glossy Sticker

Behold: the Reaper has arrived... and he’s shaped like a chonky, sarcastic cat who looks like he just woke up from a nap he didn’t consent to. Cloaked in shadows (and probably fur), this sticker delivers a purr-fectly grim message: your time is up, and he’s not thrilled about it either.

Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or forehead to warn others that even death can be lazy, hungry, and really over Mondays. Printed on high-quality glossy vinyl to resist scratches, water, and the slow creeping dread of mortality.

Perfect for fans of dark humor, fat cats, and existential crises.