This 8.5 x 2.3" waterproof vinyl bumper sticker is for the beautiful failures, the punk-rock misfits, and anyone who traded their mohawk for a mullet and a cowboy hat… unironically.

Details:

Waterproof vinyl – stands up to beer spills, road trips, and the crushing weight of personal identity crises

8.5" x 2.3" matte-ish attitude

Perfectly sized for your bumper, guitar case, or whatever’s left of your dreams

Ideal for:

Former punks with a soft spot for twang

Current cowboys with a past in the pit

People who know The Vandals weren’t just joking—they were speaking your truth

Stick it on and wear your failure with pride.
Because sometimes you don’t make it as a punker... but you still make it look coo