This hat looks like it’s been through three road trips, two skateparks, and one mildly suspicious desert rave — and somehow came out cooler every time.

Faded maroon for that perfectly "I found this in a box labeled ‘college memories’" look, and embroidered with the aggressively chill message: “Have A Rad Day.”

It’s not a suggestion. It’s a threat... but like, a wholesome one.

• Color: Vintage maroon — sun-washed and suspiciously cool.

• Fit: Adjustable strap — whether you have a massive brain or just big hair, we got you.

• Vibes: Retired surfer turned philosophy major turned part-time barista.

Wear it to remind people (and yourself) that the world may be on fire, but your vibes can still be immaculate.

Side effects may include:

• Spontaneous compliments

• Sudden desire to skateboard

• Radical good times