Size: 8.5" x 2" | Matte Finish | Unlimited Breadstick Energy

Declare your final wishes in bold, buttery style.

This 8.5” x 2” matte bumper sticker doesn’t whisper—it SCREAMS carb devotion. Whether you're cruising down the freeway or parked in the Olive Garden lot for the third time this week, this sticker lets the world know your priorities: breadsticks now, questions never.

Perfect for cars, laptops, water bottles, or even your tombstone (honestly, your call), this sticker delivers big “I’d trade my 401k for unlimited garlic bread” energy.

✔ Matte finish for that classy-but-chaotic vibe
✔ Strong enough to survive rain, sun, judgmental in-laws
✔ Not edible, unfortunately

Stick it, live it, bread it.
Because when you're here, you're family. And when you're gone?
Keep the breadsticks coming.