8.5" x 2.6" – Matte, Waterproof, and Fully Turntabled for Peace

Why start wars when you could just start side A?

This bumper sticker says what every vinyl lover with good vibes and great taste already knows: The only thing worth dropping… is the needle. Unless we’re talking bass. Then yeah, drop that too.

Perfect for your car, laptop, record crate, or your emotionally distant friend who still burns CDs and calls it “vintage.”

Sticker Stats:

• 8.5" x 2.6" – long enough to make a statement, short enough to not block your taillight

• Matte finish because glossy is for pop radio

• Waterproof & weatherproof, like a well-loved bootleg pressing

• Pairs great with a trunk full of records and absolutely no military-grade explosives

Perfect for:

• Vinyl nerds

• Pacifists with a turntable and opinions

• People who think a record flip solves more than most global summits

• That one guy at the flea market who somehow always finds first pressings

"Drop Needles Not Bombs."
Because peace sounds better at 33⅓ RPM.