4.3” x 2.9” – Glossy, Waterproof, and Fully Unhinged

Introducing the most patriotic sticker ever made by someone with road rash and a questionable energy drink addiction.
It’s a bald eagle. In Pit Vipers. Wearing Vans high tops. Ripping a skateboard. And it's telling the world:
👉 “Don’t Shred On Me.” 👈

This sticker is the lovechild of freedom, chaos, and a skatepark behind a gas station.

Details:

Size: 4.3” x 2.9” — big enough to make a statement, small enough to still fit on your water bottle next to 13 band logos

Glossy finish so it shines brighter than your cousin’s lifted truck

Waterproof and weatherproof, because freedom doesn’t melt in the rain

High-performance stickiness for laptops, helmets, coolers, or your emotional support longboard

Perfect For:

Skaters who think the Constitution should be printed on grip tape

People who say “Let’s ride” and mean both their board and their nation

Anyone who wants to declare independence from bad vibes and sketchy landings