Because personal growth, but make it fashionably unstable.

This is not just a hat. This is a public service announcement, a boundary, and possibly a cry for help — all wrapped in one beautifully distressed piece of headwear.

Whether you're trying to quit, already quit, or just don’t want one unless you’ve had 3 drinks and a bad conversation with your ex, this hat does the talking so you don’t have to.

😤 Key Features:

Faded gray color to match your willpower and the general vibe of Mercury in retrograde.

Soft, lived-in fabric for that "I’ve been through some things, Karen" look.

Distressed detailing so people know you're cool, emotionally complex, and maybe one bad day away from texting someone you shouldn’t.

Embroidered “don’t give me a cigarette” — part warning, part reverse psychology, 100% iconic.

Perfect for bars, breakups, brunch, or just loitering mysteriously outside a concert venue. It's giving “I’m not smoking... unless you are” energy.

🧠 One size fits most heads full of chaos and self-awareness.