Rock 'n' roll never dies — but your eardrums might.

Commemorate your brush with auditory annihilation in style with this loudly understated matte bumper sticker. Measuring a compact-yet-sarcastic 8.3" x 1.8", it fits perfectly on your bumper, laptop, amp case, or the forehead of that one friend who still doesn't believe Dinosaur Jr. is a real band.

Crafted with a matte finish so your sarcasm doesn’t come with a glare, this sticker is perfect for anyone who’s ever left a show with ringing ears, broken dreams, and the faint scent of vintage flannel.

Stick it. Own it. Mishear everything forever.