Some people fear death.
You fear decaf.

This 3" x 4" glossy vinyl sticker features the Grim Reaper himself, casually pouring a fresh brew into a smiley face mug like it’s his day off. Above it all? The sacred oath: Death Before Decaf—a promise to your taste buds, your soul, and your dignity.

Because if it doesn’t jolt your nervous system into another dimension, what’s the point?

Size: 3" x 4" – the perfect amount of chaos per square inch

Finish: Glossy like that glint in your eye after cup #3

Durable, waterproof vinyl – built to outlast your caffeine withdrawals

Sticks to laptops, water bottles, coffins—whatever

Slap it on and let everyone know: you take your coffee seriously. Your heart rate? Not so much.