Crack open a cold one and slap some blue ribbon-level attitude on your laptop, cooler, or forehead (we don’t judge). This 3-pack of high-quality vinyl stickers is brewed with pure irony, aged in the fridge of nostalgia, and best enjoyed with a side of questionable decisions.

Each sticker screams:
✔ “I only drink beer that comes in a can with ‘vintage charm’”
✔ “Yes, this is my grandpa’s flannel”
✔ “No, I definitely didn’t buy this shirt at a gas station in 2009... why do you ask?”

Weatherproof, dishwasher safe, and judgment-resistant, these stickers stick around longer than that band you liked before they sold out.

Perfect for:

Decorating your emotional support water bottle

Covering up mysterious scratches on your skateboard

Signaling that you once grew a mustache for the aesthetic

Get yours now before they become “too mainstream.”

Dimensions: ( From Left to Right ) 
Hops and Prayers Sticker: 3.5 x 3.9"
Rock of Lager Sticker: 3" x 3"
Sixteen-Oz Chapel Sticker: 2.5" x 4.1"