Straight from the foul-mouthed, face-punching philosophy of Shoresy, this bumper sticker says what every washed-up junior hockey legend thinks but doesn’t have the cardio to say out loud:
Why lose, when you can just quit before warm-ups?

Inspired by Canada’s most chirpy, trash-talking, high-sock-wearing anti-hero, this sticker brings that locker room nihilism to your car, water bottle, or beer fridge. It's for those who'd rather throw fists than throw the game—but also maybe just sit this one out and crush a Caesar instead.

Specs, bud:

8.5” x 2.6” of pure matte glory—just like Shoresy’s finish on a breakaway.

Sticks better than a third-period slash.

Waterproof, weatherproof, and emotionally dead inside (like the Sudbury Bulldogs’ playoff hopes, probably).

Chirp-resistant. Mostly.

Slap this on and send a message:
You’re not scared to compete.
You’re just smart enough to know when to bail and hit the snack table.