atte Bumper Sticker | The Font That Refuses to Die

For graphic designers, font snobs, and anyone who's ever cried in front of a Canva template — this matte 8.5” x 2.5” bumper sticker is your ironic battle cry.

“When in doubt, use Bleeding Cowboys.”
It’s not just a phrase. It’s a warning. A lifestyle. A cry for help from someone who once made a bar logo in 2009 and never looked back.

Perfect for:
🖋️ Graphic designers with trauma
🤠 Fonts that scream “I play in a local band and I WILL send you my SoundCloud”
💀 Anyone who has ever been personally victimized by a free font

Printed on matte vinyl to reflect the seriousness of your commitment to terrible typography decisions. Weatherproof, regret-proof, and guaranteed to make other designers either laugh or weep softly into their Pantone swatches.

Stick it on your car. Stick it on your laptop. Stick it on your soul.

Because nothing says “I gave up” like a distressed Western serif with blood issues.