Because flat fries are just lazy potatoes.

Tired of living in a world where soggy shoestrings and half-hearted crinkle cuts run rampant? Make a stand — a bold, starchy, beautifully cross-hatched stand — with this 9" x 2.3" matte bumper sticker that screams what we’re all thinking:

Waffle fries are the superior fry. Period.

Stick it to your bumper, your laptop, your air fryer, or directly on someone’s opinion — this matte, weatherproof sticker is built to survive rain, sun, and even ketchup-based disagreements.

Perfect for:
🍟 People with taste
🍟 Cars with opinions
🍟 Starting heated debates in drive-thru lines

It’s not just a sticker. It’s a movement. A crisp, golden-brown, slightly salty movement.

Join the Fry-right side of history.
All Fries Should Be Waffle Fries.