Remember those 80s anti-drug commercials with the egg? Yeah—this is that, but make it fashion.

This perfectly-sized 3x3" patch features a fried egg and the iconic phrase “This Is Your Brain on Drugs.” Whether you’re into irony, breakfast, or both, this patch serves sunny-side-up sarcasm with a side of nostalgia.

Slap it on your jacket, bag, or denim vest and let the world know you’re:
🥚 Self-aware.
🥚 Possibly overcaffeinated.
🥚 Definitely not taking life too seriously.

It’s retro, it’s ridiculous, and it’s the most stylish PSA you’ll ever wear.

Material: Thread, fabric, and one scrambled sense of humor.
Warning: May cause sudden cravings for brunch.