Who needs motivation when you've got pure, unfiltered spite?

This 8.5" x 2.8" matte bumper sticker says what we’re all thinking: life’s a mess, but we’re still here — mostly just to confuse the haters. Featuring a flaming skull that’s clearly powered by caffeine, petty grudges, and dark humor, this sticker is your official badge of stubborn survival.

Perfect for:

• Cars, laptops, or water bottles full of chaotic energy

• People who live for revenge arcs and breakfast

• Anyone running purely on spite and sarcasm

Features:

• Matte finish — because glossy is too cheerful

• Weatherproof vinyl — built to last longer than your last existential crisis

• Skull on fire — for when you want to say “I’m dead inside but still clocking in”

Stick it. Own it. Keep Stayin’ Alive... outta spite.