{"product_id":"out-of-mustard-shirt","title":"Out of Mustard Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"117\" data-end=\"152\"\u003eHardcore attitude. Zero condiments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"154\" data-end=\"440\"\u003eThis shirt features a bold, straight-edge–inspired graphic that flips the script: instead of the iconic smashed bottle from \u003cem data-start=\"278\" data-end=\"317\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"hover:entity-accent entity-underline inline cursor-pointer align-baseline\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"whitespace-normal\"\u003eMinor Threat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, you get a gloriously dramatic hot dog mid-collapse. No beer. No bottle. Just one fallen glizzy and the devastating words:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"442\" data-end=\"473\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"442\" data-end=\"473\"\u003e“GLIZZYS — OUT OF MUSTARD.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"475\" data-end=\"513\"\u003eIt’s the ultimate statement piece for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"514\" data-end=\"682\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"514\" data-end=\"538\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"516\" data-end=\"538\"\u003eCookout philosophers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"539\" data-end=\"560\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"541\" data-end=\"560\"\u003eCondiment purists\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"561\" data-end=\"602\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"563\" data-end=\"602\"\u003eHardcore kids who hydrate responsibly\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"603\" data-end=\"682\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"605\" data-end=\"682\"\u003eAnyone who knows the real pain of reaching for the yellow and finding nothing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"684\" data-end=\"947\"\u003ePrinted on a premium, soft tee that feels as good as a perfectly steamed bun (but sadly contains more stability than your last barbecue setup). The design keeps that stark, rebellious energy—only now the rebellion is against dry hot dogs and poor picnic planning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"949\" data-end=\"1054\"\u003eWear it to shows.\u003cbr data-start=\"966\" data-end=\"969\"\u003eWear it to cookouts.\u003cbr data-start=\"989\" data-end=\"992\"\u003eWear it when you’re emotionally processing a mustard shortage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1056\" data-end=\"1131\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eBecause sometimes, the hardest edge of all…\u003cbr data-start=\"1099\" data-end=\"1102\"\u003eis running out of mustard. 🌭\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snacks and Lunch","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":42519961894983,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":42519961927751,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":42519961960519,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":42519961993287,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0626\/8488\/9159\/files\/unisex-garment-dyed-heavyweight-t-shirt-ivory-front-698e276592c31.png?v=1770923979","url":"https:\/\/snacksandlunch.co\/products\/out-of-mustard-shirt","provider":"Snacks and Lunch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}