{"product_id":"i-see-the-future-path","title":"I See the Future Path","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"175\" data-end=\"328\"\u003eThis patch features a skull with flames blasting out of its eyeballs—because sometimes you’re not mad, just \u003cem data-start=\"283\" data-end=\"302\"\u003epassionately done\u003c\/em\u003e with everyone’s nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"330\" data-end=\"489\"\u003eIs it spooky? Yes. Is it dramatic? Absolutely. Is it the perfect visual representation of how you feel when someone says “Let’s circle back on that”? Oh, 100%.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"491\" data-end=\"511\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"491\" data-end=\"511\"\u003eWhy You Need It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"512\" data-end=\"745\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"512\" data-end=\"524\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"514\" data-end=\"524\"\u003eSkull: ✅\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"525\" data-end=\"546\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"527\" data-end=\"546\"\u003eFire eyeballs: ✅✅\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"547\" data-end=\"647\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"549\" data-end=\"647\"\u003eSmall enough to put on your jacket, bag, or forehead (not recommended, but we admire the spirit)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"648\" data-end=\"745\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"650\" data-end=\"745\"\u003eDurable enough to survive intense eye contact, awkward meetings, and mild explosions (probably)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"747\" data-end=\"882\"\u003eGreat for punks, metalheads, overcaffeinated art students, and that one friend who laughs at funerals but cries during dog commercials.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"884\" data-end=\"973\"\u003eStick it on and let the world know: you’ve seen some stuff—and now your eyes are on fire.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41954203959367,"sku":null,"price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0626\/8488\/9159\/files\/TheFuturepatch-white.jpg?v=1756316816","url":"https:\/\/snacksandlunch.co\/products\/i-see-the-future-path","provider":"Snacks and Lunch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}