{"product_id":"eat-the-rich-heart-patch","title":"Eat The Rich Heart Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eShow your sweet and savage side with this perfectly pink, deceptively adorable heart patch. Measuring a dainty 3x3 inches, it’s the ideal size to slap on your jacket, tote bag, or the system itself (we’re not judging).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith its bubblegum-pink charm and bold “Eat The Rich” slogan, this patch says:\u003cbr\u003e✨ “I’m cute, but I also read economic theory.”\u003cbr\u003e✨ “Love? Maybe. Late-stage capitalism? Absolutely not.”\u003cbr\u003e✨ “This heart bleeds... but only for wealth redistribution.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIron it on, sew it on, or lovingly whisper revolutionary slogans to it—however you use it, this patch is your ticket to being the most stylish comrade in the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaterial: 100% attitude, some fabric probably.\u003cbr\u003eWarning: May cause billionaires mild discomfort.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snacks and Lunch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42160451977287,"sku":null,"price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0626\/8488\/9159\/files\/EatTheRichPatch1200x1200-B.jpg?v=1762451028","url":"https:\/\/snacksandlunch.co\/products\/eat-the-rich-heart-patch","provider":"Snacks and Lunch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}