Show your sweet and savage side with this perfectly pink, deceptively adorable heart patch. Measuring a dainty 3x3 inches, it’s the ideal size to slap on your jacket, tote bag, or the system itself (we’re not judging).

With its bubblegum-pink charm and bold “Eat The Rich” slogan, this patch says:
✨ “I’m cute, but I also read economic theory.”
✨ “Love? Maybe. Late-stage capitalism? Absolutely not.”
✨ “This heart bleeds... but only for wealth redistribution.”

Iron it on, sew it on, or lovingly whisper revolutionary slogans to it—however you use it, this patch is your ticket to being the most stylish comrade in the room.

Material: 100% attitude, some fabric probably.
Warning: May cause billionaires mild discomfort.