Uhhhhh... this sticker pack is like... the most genius dumb thing ever.

This 2-pack of 4" x 1.5" high-quality stickers brings the chaos, the bars, and the brain cells (barely). Perfect for laptops, water bottles, turntables, trapper keepers (if you're real), or anywhere that could use a little more villainy and vulgarity.

Sticker Highlights:

Durable vinyl that sticks harder than a DOOM verse on your third listen

Weatherproof, waterproof, and probably parent-disapproved

Great gift for:

Hip-hop nerds

Cartoon degenerates

People who still say “heh heh heh” unironically

Anyone whose playlists go from Mm.. Food to MTV’s Greatest Hits: 1993

Get your hands on this brilliantly stupid mashup before it disappears into a black-and-white comic book or a VHS tape labeled "DOOM tour, 2004 (do not rewind)."