{"product_id":"breadstick-party-tonight-strapback","title":"Breadstick Party Tonight Strapback","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen you’re here, you’re... punk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFinally, a hat for the rare breed of human who loves hardcore music and unlimited breadsticks with equal intensity. This black strapback masterpiece features the an iconic punk classic logo — but reimagined as golden, slightly greasy breadsticks — and \"Olive Garden\" in that unmistakably angry font.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s corporate chain rebellion. It’s gluten-fueled anarchy. It’s... deliciously aggressive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e🥖 Punk rockers who pregame with salad\u003cbr\u003e🥖 Italian food lovers who hate authority\u003cbr\u003e🥖 People who’ve screamed “Family!” in a pit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🖤 Black strapback for a clean, anti-establishment look\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🍞 4 breadsticks where the bars should be (100% carb-loaded)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎸 \"Olive Garden\" in the angriest possible typeface\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🫒 Regret sold separately\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to shows, wear it to dinner, wear it while staging a one-person protest about bottomless soup policy. This hat makes a statement, and that statement is:\u003cbr\u003e“I want chaos with a side of Alfredo.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBread. Not dead.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41949230465095,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0626\/8488\/9159\/files\/Italian_Resturant_Hat.jpg?v=1756145248","url":"https:\/\/snacksandlunch.co\/products\/breadstick-party-tonight-strapback","provider":"Snacks and Lunch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}