{"product_id":"brawndo-snapback","title":"Brawndo Snapback","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour favorite sports drink snap back\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's not just a hat. It's a lifestyle. A poorly regulated, highly caffeinated lifestyle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStrap in, hydrate aggressively, and let the world know you only wear Brawndo — not on your body... inside your body... but also now on your head.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis teal snapback hat screams, “I’ve got electrolytes AND a questionable understanding of science!”\u003cbr\u003eStyled like the world’s most intense sports drink logo, this cap is the headwear equivalent of punching a vending machine and yelling \"I FIXED IT.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e💧 Athletes\u003cbr\u003e💧 Gamers\u003cbr\u003e💧 Time travelers from 2505\u003cbr\u003e💧 Anyone who thinks water is for toilets\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeatures include:\u003cbr\u003e⚡️ Bright teal color – so subtlety can’t find you\u003cbr\u003e⚡️ Bold “Brawndo” logo – in full sports drink intensity font\u003cbr\u003e⚡️ Adjustable snapback – because one size fits all thirst mutilators\u003cbr\u003e⚡️ Unofficial FDA approval (not recommended)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis hat doesn’t block the sun — it challenges it to a cage match.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the gym, to work, to your congressional hearing. Anywhere people need to know you’re fueled by caffeine, chaos, and whatever the hell electrolytes are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrawndo. It’s got what your head craves.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41949194256455,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0626\/8488\/9159\/files\/BrawndoSnapback.jpg?v=1756144558","url":"https:\/\/snacksandlunch.co\/products\/brawndo-snapback","provider":"Snacks and Lunch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}